Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

...

"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

Illustration by Dylan C. Lathrop.

"What, is it because I am French? You think I immediately am jumping to revolution because I am French?!"

"Oh, so you don't wanna talk to me because I'm Mexican huh!!"

"And now you think I'm bad for being Brazilian???"

all said back to back in one conversation. the drama queens are fightiiiing

completely enamoured with this thread

ALT

yeah im sold

ALT

calm down please

So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭

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